Posts Tagged Tony
Tony time
Posted by The Assommoir in Humour on February 27, 2012
I’m frightening you aren’t I? You’re not a process man – I am.
Tony time
Posted by The Assommoir in Humour on February 13, 2012
Is Ian around? I need his grubby signature on several pieces of paper or… I vill not be permitted to leave ze buildink!!
Tony time
Posted by The Assommoir in Humour on October 17, 2011
What I’m trying to do, and I don’t like the jargon, is to ‘square the circle’
The bad penny
Posted by The Assommoir in Humour on September 1, 2011
Sadly for all concerned, the return date of 1st September has turned out to be more of a fulfilled promise than an empty threat. Still, summer’s officially over, kids’ll be back at school soon, and the winter frost has killed a blackbird in the back garden (maybe), so what else is there?
Are we ready? Let’s do this.
But before we do do this, here’s Tony. This was his unique way of asking me if I’d had a good bank holiday weekend:
So, did you have some good social interaction?
I’m beginning to think he may have killed.
Tony time
Posted by The Assommoir in Humour on July 11, 2011
I’m not too keen on blended teas. I prefer them… naked.
Tony time
Posted by The Assommoir in Humour on May 18, 2011
This is the sweat; this is the sweat that’s going to happen
Tony time
Posted by The Assommoir in Humour on April 27, 2011
Tony: Are you familiar with use cases?
Colleague: Er… no.
Tony: Business scenarios?
Colleague: No.
Tony: Object-orientated systems?
Colleague: [blank look]
Tony: [pause, blank look]
Tony time
Posted by The Assommoir in Humour on March 26, 2011
Tony was nothing if not a people person:
..Yeah, we’ve met them, we interacted with them, and we zapped them..
..Getting all those users together, from their remote geographical locations, it’ll be hell on wheels..
..I keep having to dish out mini-bollockings..
..He hides behind his workload. I don’t mind people saying “Tony, I’m shit deep”, but don’t piss me about..
..I’m frightening you aren’t I? You’re not a process man, I am..
Tony time
Posted by The Assommoir in Humour on February 27, 2011
We’ll need to manage the release of it. I call it ‘Release Management’.
Tony time
Posted by The Assommoir in Humour on February 21, 2011
I’ve noticed you don’t drink much, but then you eat a lot of fruit so you get your liquid source from your food input.